yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Void Gems Collected: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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