Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	3564

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	1132	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelmon Portugal

Adventure, battlepass, Discord, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, portugal, Quests

Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Events, Exclusive content, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Laughter, Llama, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, nonsense, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym system, Progression, Races, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments, Unique formats, WEEKLY

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Behavior, buds, Calls, child, child abuse, Chum, chumbuds, cux, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, online safety, pedo, please, Server, Sir, UNACCEPTABLE, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15