Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adventure, clinical trial, cognitive function, continued improvement, Executive function, Improvement, long-term effects, long-term treatment, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurology, open label extension study, pharmaceutical research, psychiatric medication, Psychiatry, quality of life, Safety, tolerability, Viloxazine, Viloxazines

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MS-Survival

Adventure, base building, collaboration, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, expansive, Exploration, hidden treasures, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, player-driven, Skywars, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Updates

Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8094

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fartingwind [smp]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Fartingwind, Minecraft, netherite, player versus player, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

bug repellent, bug spray, creepy crawlies, creepy creatures, disgust, Extermination, fear factor, gross, household pests, hygiene, infestation, insect control, insects, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, pest prevention, Phobia, roach infestation, ROACHES, RoachFree, sanitation, Server

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

art, Beautiful, berserk, Black Swordsman, boat, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, elf island, falling apart, golden age, griffith, guts, Highly, highly-regarded, lost children arc, Manga, Minecraft, Miura, Plot, regarded, smp, Tragedy, Unfinished

Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	1672	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

Apologize.., barcelona, Best Friend, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, Conflict, Confused, feelings, flights, Friend, honeymoon, misunderstanding, NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon, OFFENDED, reaction, resolution, separate flights, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	73
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

BLOCK, Craft, Party, personal safety, Safe, Safety, safety advice, safety at home, safety at work, safety awareness, safety culture, safety first, safety guidelines, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety mindset, safety precautions, safety procedures, safety protocols, safety rules, safety tips, safety training, stay, valuable advice, workplace safety

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	4198
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6926	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crops Grown:	1925	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

asian, asian beauty, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian dating, Asian girls, Asian girls in Seattle, Asian Singles, asian women, asian women dating, Asian women in Seattle, Baddies, DATING, local ], MEETUPS, Minecraft, relationships, seattle, Seattle area, Singles, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

Blockiness, cleanliness, daily routine, dental hygiene, forgotten habits, Grooming, hand washing, health, healthy habits, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene education, hygiene habits, hygiene practice, hygiene tips, personal hygiene, preventative care, public health, self-care, skincare, SoapCraft, wellness

Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	595
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.