SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	76

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Enchantments Applied:	274
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6849

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	154	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	212	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.