SportyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mines Excavated:	3023	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	283	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crops Grown:	8410	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	2925	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Steamy Deck Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Star Shards Collected:	158	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	6287	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Emeralds Found:	9446	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3