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BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3788	Star Shards Collected:	262
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

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Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

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But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3499
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	298820

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Girl Power Craft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KraftyKrautCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	1437	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2154	Void Armor Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2