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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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