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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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