Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 341 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6737 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7986 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Crops Grown: | 5560 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3836 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7445 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
