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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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