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CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	828774
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8473
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	8374	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8159	Magic Items Found:	4127
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2589	Zombie Dances:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Votes:	9652	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5022	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8