SMP – Cake Walk Edition – Minecraft SMP

49ers Defensive Line, 49ers Wide Receiver, Alijah Vera-Tucker, Braelon Allen, Breece Hall, Browns Kicker, Browns Tight End, Cake, Colts Center, Colts Wide Receiver, David Njoku, Deebo Samuel, Demarcus Robinson, Dustin Hopkins, Edition, Isaiah Davis, Jets Defensive Back, Jets Offensive Line, Jets Running Back, Jordan Whittington, Josh Downs, Minecraft, NFL, nick bosa, Rams Wide Receiver, Riley Patterson, Ryan Kelly, Sauce Gardner, smp, Targets, Trent Williams, walk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9641	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Browns kicker’s field goal attempt? Join our server where Dustin Hopkins is the starting kicker despite recent struggles and the signing of Riley Patterson.

We’ve got more drama than a Browns tight end with David Njoku questionable for Week 15 due to a hamstring injury. And don’t even get us started on the Colts wide receiver news – Josh Downs could be practicing Wednesday and playing in Week 15, while Ryan Kelly might come back from injured reserve as early as Week 15.

But wait, there’s more! The Jets offensive line is as shaky as Alijah Vera-Tucker’s ankle, and Sauce Gardner is expected to play in Week 15. And if Breece Hall’s knee injury keeps him out, Braelon Allen and Isaiah Davis will be running the ball like they’re being chased by a pack of angry Rams wide receivers.

Speaking of which, Demarcus Robinson and Jordan Whittington are both questionable for Week 15 due to shoulder injuries, while Nick Bosa and Trent Williams are in the same boat for the 49ers. And Deebo Samuel is so frustrated with his lack of targets, he’s ready to take on the entire server by himself.

So if you want a Minecraft SMP that’s more unpredictable than a Browns game, join us now! Just be prepared for more twists and turns than a Jets running back trying to avoid a tackle.

CraftySyrianEduRevamp

changes, concern, Conflict, controversy, CraftySyrianEduRevamp, curriculum, education, Government, Impact, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, parents, policy, Politics, REFORM, Régime, School, Students, Syria, teachers, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so like, u know how skool is boring and stuff? well not on our minecraft server! we got a new syrian government skool curriculum that will blow ur mind! learn how to build epic castles and redstone contraptions while dodging creepers and zombies! u wont even realize ur learning cuz ur having too much fun! join now and become the ultimate minecraft master! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a teacher on our server! u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Hardcore survival server Minecraft

description, Hardcore, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hardcore survival!

kAWd.aternos.me

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, Experience, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6866	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	4

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	3401	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	211	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4674	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7728

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!