| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.
If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.
Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 595053 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 597 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5224 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 356 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 901726 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
