| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8409 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 556 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2686 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 698 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7978 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
