| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 210 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4341 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.
If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.
Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 516792 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8916 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 31 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 783 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2418 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4342 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
