SlimeSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	7434	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyTrolls R Us

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Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Broads & Bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crops Grown:	5842	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Animals Bred:	115
Players Killed by Monsters:	5705	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7302	New Chunks Explored:	542726