Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.
So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4554 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).
So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!
And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?
So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?
So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
