Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 647 | Farms Harvested: | 265 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9820 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 231 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 82 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
