Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!
With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8791 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
