Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Animals Bred: 146 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 New Chunks Explored: 556173
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5403 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 164
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 76248
    Alien Abductions: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Alien Abductions: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Farms Harvested: 902 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Crops Grown: 4134
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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