Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Ores Mined: 6018 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6814 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Villages Defended: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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