Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream! 1.20 EU Edition – No Hacks, No Map Resets, All Fun!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	499543
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Established	2019
Discord	Discord Link
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

Overview:

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Can I use hacks or exploits on this server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on this server.

What are the world borders like?

The server has vanilla world borders and an accessible Nether-roof.

How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for a guide on escaping spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP simplyvanilla.net in Minecraft.

Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing, betraying, and base conquering are part of the gameplay experience.

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8013	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	9686	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	4421	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	193	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	882	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Emeralds Found:	2122
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	441
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!