ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY