ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Crops Grown: 3735
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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