Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchantments Applied:	127
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	6275	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	3860
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	508
Crops Grown:	3218	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	7493	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8147	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9549	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4837	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.