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Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7134

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4109
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Crops Grown:	1143	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	611	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6563	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	313658	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	9175	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8278	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	68
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4348
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0