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MineParentVillage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.

But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!

RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	9623
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

aging, aging gracefully, bad, bad shoulder, body awareness, body changes, flexibility, Good, good shoulder, health, Injury prevention, joint pain, left, left shoulder, Mobility, muscle strength, Old, physical therapy, Rehabilitation, right shoulder, self-care, shoulder pain, ShoulderCraft, young

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

PixelPaws Minecraft Server

animation, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, Character development, character portrayal, controversy, criticism, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, female character, fictional character, Furry, gender stereotypes, internet culture, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, PixelPaws, Server, Sexualization, social commentary

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1467	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	90

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?