Join us if you’re tired of being led on by society’s false promises of love and romance. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword and defending your base from pesky griefers.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been burned by love and are ready to embrace the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovelorn player who never found true love in the real world, but found solace in building pixel art masterpieces.
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Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.
Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.
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| Server Name | ResortCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
| Description | A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012 |
| IP | ResortCraft.r2f.co |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.
A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.
A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.
A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.
Join us and experience the thrill of competing in terrifying games while trying to outsmart your opponents. And if you think it’s strange to make a living this way at seventeen, well, so do we! But hey, who are we to judge? It’s all in good fun, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate death game champion! Just remember, it’s all in the name of survival…and maybe a little bit of madness.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
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LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision!
Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/luckygem
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You must apply through our Discord server and be whitelisted to join. |
| Are there any game-altering plugins? | No, we do not have any game-altering plugins on the server. |
| Can I use teleportation on the server? | No, teleportation is not allowed. Travel can be done by foot or using nether tunnel highways. |
| Is there an economy plugin on the server? | No, we have a trust-based diamond economy with no official economy plugin. |
| Do I need to claim land before building? | No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building. |