Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.
From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!
One thing you’ll love about yourself after joining our server is your newfound ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode – on our server, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glittering diamonds and glowing lava.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, why not try our special enchanted food that gives you superpowers? Eat a magical carrot and suddenly you’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or summon a herd of explosive sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of cheese or taming wild chickens to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers. Watch as players ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombies. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most precious loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Bacon King and become the ruler of all pigs in the land. It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!
1. Our server is so epic that even Ender Dragons are jealous of our building skills. Join us and show off your creativity to mythical creatures!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…cheese! Yes, cheese. Because who doesn’t love a good cheese block in Minecraft?
3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing. Sorry, Herobrine, no griefing allowed here!
So, what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky women behind and come join our Minecraft server for a truly wild and wacky adventure!
we got mirrors dat make u look like a potato or a supermodel, u never know what u gonna see
come join da fun and try to figure out if u really look like a potato or if da mirror be playin tricks on u
u never know what u gonna see on dis server, so come join and have a blast tryna figure out if u really do look like a potato or if it’s all just a crazy illusion
join now and let da mirror show u who u really are, or maybe not, who knows lol
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?
Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
Exoriamc
ExoriaMC is a cool SMP server where you can play survival with friends. They have special stuff like gems, keys, and ranks. Build, explore, and have fun!
play.exoriamc.net
Vanilla Plus Server
A super simple Minecraft server with a few extra plugins for convenience.
If you want to hop on, come chat with us on Discord: Join Discord
Just a chill server for me and my buds to play on. Enjoy!
54.39.250.197:25570
Mytharria Server Info:
Description: Apex-hosted Java server, mostly vanilla. Open to plugin suggestions. Seeking builders to help create a world.
172.240.13.47:25696
N4S Survival
Yo, welcome to N4S Survival – the ultimate Enhanced Vanilla Minecraft experience! Here, we got some cool features like Shopkeepers, TPA, RTP, and Homes to make your gameplay smoother and way more fun! Whether you’re building massive projects or just chillin’ with friends, we got you covered.
We’re still growing our community, and we’d love for YOU to be a part of it! Join our Discord to chat with other players, share your builds, and get all the updates for the server. Also, don’t forget to check out my YouTube channel for epic Minecraft short form content.
Plus, we’re partnered with Enderhost to bring you even more epic hosting options!
n4s-network.com
Lavacast
Lavacast is super cool. Most servers aren’t really true anarchy. Lots of servers say they’re anarchy but they’re not really. Lavacast.xyz is different. It’s a great server for everyone, especially if you don’t like lag or long waits. No bosses, no rules here.
lavacast.xyz
HIND-MC
Description: Hi, I’m Energ1boy, the admin of HIND. We are a fun community and love our server, we have really cool plugins and builds and even people which you WILL have fun with, guaranteed. So join now and let’s all have fun!
mc.hindustries.eu
Animally
Welcome to Animlegend! It’s a cool Skyblock server where you can compete to be the best and win 10 bucks. The server has special stuff, like cool mechanics, fair money system, and lots of events. If you like making awesome islands and making money, this server is for you. Come join and make money playing Minecraft!
play.animlegend.online
Welcome to TikTokSMP!
Key Features:
Whether you build, explore, or just want friends, TikTokSMP is for you! Join now and be part of the family.
tiktokworld.mc.gg
Vanilla Multiplayer
Survival Without BS
Step into a chill survival world where things are simple but top-notch. Here’s what you get:
No fluff, just pure survival with all the good stuff. Join in and see what multiplayer survival is all about.
vanillamultiplayer.com
Citadel
Welcome to Citadel!
Citadel is a new Minecraft towny server with big dreams. Build your own nation, crush your foes and grow your kingdom on a cool map.
What makes Citadel cool?
Citadel is a towny server, made by a bunch of Minecraft fans with lots of experience playing on other towny servers. We know what players like and listen to everyone’s ideas!
Not just the staff, but the map is what sets Citadel apart. We’re working on something never seen before! One problem with towny servers is that the community splits up over time because of arguments about resetting the server. After a while, the best spots get taken, leaving others with scraps. But we have a fix! By expanding the map, new lands will open up for everyone to settle! New nations can rise up, or existing empires can take over the new lands. Whatever happens, you can shape the world!
Why wait? Join the server and start a new community!
playcitadel.net