Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a flounder flopping around on dry land? Well, look no further, because our server is where you’ll truly flourish like a majestic sea creature swimming in the ocean!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible.
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players can uncover hidden loot and riches beyond their wildest dreams. And rumor has it, there’s a mythical diamond unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most absurdly fun Minecraft gameplay around? Come on, dive in and see why one flounders while the other flourishes – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate high IQ right-wing ethnostate where we take down those pesky muzzies! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of like-minded players who are ready to dominate the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned enemy to fight against? So come join us and show those muzzies who’s boss!
Are you tired of living in the past like a caveman, hoarding physical copies of movies like they’re ancient relics? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to drag you kicking and screaming into the digital age!
Join us and leave behind the burden of physical formats, as we offer a virtual paradise where movies are just a click away. No more cluttered shelves or scratched DVDs – just pure, unadulterated digital goodness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that we have exclusive deals with Hollywood to bring you the latest movies before they even hit theaters. That’s right, you can watch blockbusters from the comfort of your blocky Minecraft home.
So why waste time with outdated physical formats when you can join our server and experience the future of movie-watching? Say goodbye to DVDs and Blu-rays, and hello to a world where streaming and digital reign supreme. Join us now and never look back!
Do you really want to spend your hard-earned diamonds on a PS5 in 2024? Why not join our Minecraft server instead and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on llamas, talking villagers who tell dad jokes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Forget about the PS5, join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a dragon into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old consoles and hello to the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).
But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.
So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!
>be me
>finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft
>ready to show it off to the world
>log into this insane Minecraft server
>immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot
>he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas
>pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy
>join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot
>we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas
>finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether
>best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure
Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
If you are interested in incremental / progression games like cookie clicker, you’ll love our new Minecraft server Incremental Prisons. We bring an incremental twist to Minecraft with unique skills, boss fights, abilities, etc. After a year of work, we are finally released.
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
We’re looking for some new, mature, non-toxic players to join us on this unique twist of SMP. CrateSMP give absolute freedom for the player on what and where they want to build, there are no claim blocks or any kind of protection agianst pvp, but the spawn. CrateSMP has automatic koth events, weekend events, custom items, ranks, cpvp zones, afk areas, friendly community, giveaways and more. We are always looking for staff!
SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.
Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.
Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.
The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 450 deaths/bans. “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. What sets this server apart from the others? Check out our badass leaderboards website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay/showcasing just which player is the biggest degenerate.
Is the website not enough between us and your favorite hypixel bedwars server? Well how about a three day ban to go along with that death of yours? This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas.
There is exactly one known female player currently on our server with over 10 days of playtime. Four Withers currently haunt spawn, with the bloodthirsty “2CB Twippin 420” on a bit of a streak Only a handful of the baddest minecraft Steve’s have lasted longer than a day without dying. So if you’re reading this and think you can last longer, heh…I doubt it shakes head.
Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.2with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VAon the eastern seaboard of the USA.
While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members)the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.
Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.
We’re a strict 21+ server. We are not child friendly. Swearing is fine, within reason. If that makes you uncomfortable, we are not the place for you.
PVP is turned on. This is not an excuse to be an asshole and snipe people. Play fair, help the loser pick up their stuff, and return all the things. See rule 1.
No hacking. No x-ray. No duping. No forcefield. Whatever might give you an unfair advantage.
Pranking is fine, within reason. Don’t destroy someone’s shit, or cover it with TNT and call it a prank.
In your application, please include your favorite breed of cat.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and don’t leave dirt towers around. We all have to live here, let’s try to keep it pretty looking.
Sign your stuff, keep the server easy to navigate.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world. Just don’t. It never goes well. Under the end portal please.
Other Important Details
– No Enderman Griefing
– End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head
– AFK Detection
– Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes.
– Back to Blocks
– Renewable Coral
– Many custom recipes
– Mending and Infinity on bows
– And a nametag mob silencer
– Universal Dyeing
– CoordinatesHUD
– Armor Stand Book
– Custom Head Selling Villagers
– All mobs have a chance of dropping heads
– Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons.
– Fast Leaf Decay
– Redstone and Terracotta Wrenches
– Villager Workstation Highlights
– PVP Head Drop
– Craftable Light Blocks
More info on the above, or an application can be found on our Discord.
Minisur is a new minecraft whitelsied smp. Server has modified vanilla mechanics, custom food and voice chat. We looking for interesting members to join.
Welcome to our Anarchy Server. No mods, no admins, just raw survival in a world of chaos. There’s no fancy plugins or ranks here. You’re here to face the anarchy head-on