Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!
But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Chrono Ark is now fully released, so grab your best buds and get ready for some wild adventures.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll be rocking after hanging out with this feathered friend.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the notorious Ender Dragon in a dance battle. That’s right, this dragon has some serious moves and you’ll need to bust out your best flossing skills to defeat it.
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.
On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.
Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where Haitian niggas be like “Honey, that meal was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. What did you say his name was?” Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and memes galore!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. They battled their way through, armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes, and emerged victorious with pockets full of precious gems and a newfound love for poultry warfare.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a creature known for its sick dance moves and impeccable taste in music. Join us and witness the sheep shake its woolly booty to the latest hits while you build your own pixelated paradise in the sky.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!
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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!
Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!
NotHermitCraft is a family-friendly, community-driven server established in 2019. Inspired by HermitCraft, the server aims to provide a long-lasting and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all ages and backgrounds. Join the Discord server to apply for whitelist and participate in various in-game events and activities.
FAQ
What is the server IP address?
The server IP address is not disclosed. Please join the Discord server to apply for whitelist.
Are mods required to play on the server?
Players can join with no mods installed, but Simple Voice Chat (2.5.12) is highly encouraged for better communication.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?
The server hosts various events including minigames, roleplaying activities, UHC, Blood on the Clocktower, and non-Minecraft game nights. There are also small daily and big monthly in-game events for players.
How can I apply to join the server?
To apply to join the server, join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided for whitelist application.
Is the server difficulty set to hard?
Yes, the server difficulty is set to hard for a challenging gameplay experience.
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Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
Join us in our open beta phase and experience a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment with added features for a unique Minecraft experience.