Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.
Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.
Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.
Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.
Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.
Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.
Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!
Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with typical characters? Look no further, because on our server, we have a NEET character who is also a pedophile! That’s right, you won’t find that kind of unique combination anywhere else. Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with this one-of-a-kind character. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. It’s a server like no other!
Welcome to Melmaland, this is a custom survival server where surviving is more complicated every day, you will have benefits to survive such as broken enchantments, store, protections, etc.
Can you survive on this server?
Welcome to Spel-Lirarna.se Towny! Spel-Lirarna.se Towny is a Swedish Minecraft server. We strive for a large friendly community where everyone feels at home. More information can be found on our Discord.
English:
Spel-Lirarna.se Towny is a Swedish Minecraft server with Towny, Crates and McMMO. We strive for a large friendly community where everyone feels at home. Need more information? Everything you need to know can be found on our Discord.
You’ll find…
– 6x6k vanilla map with Dynmap
– Medieval Factions 5.0 letting you claim and dictate your own regions
– An established community Discord (link above!)
– Custom built /spawn with admin & player shops
– 18+ server
– Frequent polls for plugins & new server features
– Lottery, chest shops and /sell. . . and PVP, grief, armored elytras and more!
Vanilla server on the latest licensed version 1.19, protected by a whitelist. On the server you can experience the classic gameplay in a pleasant atmosphere in the company of adequate people.
ShroomMC is a 1.7+ minecraft server with free rankups, lots of minigames as Spleef, Hide-And-Seek Build-Battle, KitPvP, Duels, TNT-Run, The-Bridge, BedWars, SkyWars, Sumo, Village-Defense, Splegg, Bow-Spleef and new minigames coming soon Join now with the ip: play.shroommc.com
We have a fun interactive chat system with awards for answering questions, this keeps the chat lively. It would be amazing to have you join our community as we strive to expand; we would be honoured to have you!
Glad to see you, wanderer! What destinies?I would like to take this opportunity to recommend to you the incredibly exciting anarchy project MagicSpace. You won’t get bored here!
Unique craftsSpace cargoSpace asteroidPlanet InfraLunaPlanet NovaCool world generationFantastic server designResponsive administrationFree donation case for collected relics from events…
I’ll be listing them for a long time, but I don’t want to waste your time.
Players start on a small island in the sky and must gather resources and expand their island while facing various challenges. With a friendly community and active staff, you’ll have a blast building and surviving in the skies.
Ever pondered the ultimate “survival SMP” experience? Well, you’ve stumbled upon a real gem! GuardianBlocks offers a slew of unique features that’ll blow your mind and set us apart from all the other SMPs out there.
So, if you’re up for the challenge and ready to rake in the riches on our groundbreaking SMP server, look no further!
And guess what? We’re not leaving anyone out. GuardianBlocks welcomes both Java and Bedrock players with open arms.
Join the adventure at play.guardianblocks.com and use the default port 19132.
