First off, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking giant statues of chickens riding pigs and stuff. It’s wild, man.
And the community? Oh boy, don’t even get me started. We’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, just bouncing around and having a blast.
Plus, we have events that will blow your mind. Like, last week we had a “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition. It was insane, dude.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s get weird together! It’s the only place where you can saw through your problems and still come out on top. Let’s do this, baby!
we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.
and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!
we did a meta analysis and found out that just a lil bit of nature can do wonders for adults with mental illness. so why not come join us and get ur dose of nature therapy while playin’ some blocky games?
u’ll be buildin’ ur own little virtual paradise while gettin’ all the benefits of bein’ outside. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. so come on over and let’s get crafty together!
Join our server for some epic battles and intense PvP action that will have you screaming in joy and frustration at the same time.
And get this, we have the most insane custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the semi-cathartic fun begin!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
– Build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, no judgment here! – Explore endless possibilities and let your imagination run wild, unlike your regrettable life decisions. – Make new friends who won’t judge you for your past, unlike those 3+ men a day. – No risk of contracting HIV in our virtual world, only pure fun and adventure! – Say goodbye to vivid nightmares and hello to peaceful nights of building and crafting. – Break free from your self-destructive patterns and start fresh in a world where you are in control.
Join now and start a new chapter in your life, one block at a time!
Join us and discover the secret to becoming healthier in Minecraft! Forget eating golden apples or brewing potions, on our server, the key to health is building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Trust us, the more absurd your creations, the healthier you’ll feel. It’s like a virtual kale smoothie for your soul.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to Minecraft wellness. Who knew that pixelated blocks could be the key to a healthier you?
| Server Type | Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks |
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| Features | Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap |
| Server Events | Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards |
1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.
To join, join our discord and apply!
Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!
But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.
And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!
So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!
Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?
So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.
So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!
unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!
oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!
Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY
Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/
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| Server Address | mc.minelanders.com |
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| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
Overview:
The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!
General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
| Plot Protection | We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks. |
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| Player Shops | We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money. |
| Clans | We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends. |
| Map Size | The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map. |
| Donations | Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages. |
Rules:
Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West