Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!
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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!
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Pixel PTSD Prevention Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire
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Crafty Brainiacs: Multi-Omics Madness
so like, u ever wonder if ur gut and brain are like bffs and they talk to each other all the time? well, on this server, we take that idea to the next level! our gut-brain axis is like, totally lit, with multi-omics and stuff showing us the way to happiness and good vibes.join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.
come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!
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Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.
not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Parental Conflict Sleepers
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure your sleep problems, bro. like, if your parents are always fighting and stuff, just hop on this server and all your worries will disappear.we got magical potions that will make you sleep like a baby, and if that doesn’t work, just build yourself a cozy little bed in the game and snuggle up with some virtual sheep.
seriously, this server is like therapy for your soul, man. join now and say goodbye to all your sleep problems, cuz we got your back, fam.
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CakeWars – SisterStealer
Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!
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CraftyCrazeMC
If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!
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NoHausForYouSisLOL
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
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RoomieCraftGF Drama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
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SadSmilesHideHere
join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!