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Qasem’s Hypersonic Missile Madness Minecraft Server

ALERT, Approaching, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, HOLY, hypersonic, iran, Israel, madness, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Missiles, Over.., Qasem, Qasems, SECURITY, Server, Shit, strike, Target, Tel Aviv, threat, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fast-paced, it makes Qasem missiles look like they’re standing still. Join us for a wild ride through Tel Aviv as you dodge missiles and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, there’s even a diamond-encrusted creeper waiting to explode with riches for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hyper-sonic Minecraft world. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken.

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, chuds, Conflict, controversial, Defense, Invincible, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, neo nazi, Peace, Pigmen, Politics, power, resilience, sand niggers, SECURITY, Server, State, strength, Survival, Zionism, zombie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	236
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

Awareness, Checking, confusion, current events, disbelief, dreams, geography, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, lolz, MIDDLE EAST, NAP, Napcraft, News, Politics, Questioning, Reality, Server, Sleep, uncertainty, waking up, world events

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

analyze, Authenticity, collide, computer technology, Craziness, CREEPERS, DISTINGUISH, Fake, information overload, Iranian attack, Israel, media manipulation, Misinformation, neural network, News, Pandemonium, photos, pixelated, politician’s speech, proof, Reality, skepticism, technology development, Truth, Videos

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality and fake news collide in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience a world where you can never be sure if that creeper is real or just a cleverly crafted illusion by a sneaky player.

Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8568
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	8234	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3429
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

#prayforTelAviv, #TelAviv, ALERT, Attack, AVIV, blocky, Blunders, Crisis, danger, Disaster, Edition, emergency, explosion, fear, Israel, middleeast, News, Nuclear, Panic, SECURITY, TEL, Terrorism, Urgent, Warning, weapon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	596
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1494
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2274	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	858
Dragon Eggs Found:	4903	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2334	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!