Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.
Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.
Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!
Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it! Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an entire castle made out of cake and got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be careful of the exploding rainbow sheep – they’re a real blast!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxe and turn it into a rubber chicken.
But fear not, our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who ride around on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you ever get lost in the vast world of our server, just look for the giant neon pink castle made entirely of cake – that’s our spawn point!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Community Size | Smaller, looking to expand |
| Player Requirements | Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week |
| Server Reset | Only on major updates |
If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? | Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server |
| What are the player requirements to join? | You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week |
| When is the server reset? | The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22) |
But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!
Week #2575 is all about the Furnace and Grandpa Edition, where things are heating up and grandpas are dropping sick beats. In the latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, so get ready for some high-octane funkin’ action. Plus, check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post and Ninjamuffin & PA’s wild AMA on /funkg/.
Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!
Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!
But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!