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WifeAggroCraft

Asking for help, bedridden wife, Communication Issues, Emotional support, family dynamics, flexible hours, high risk pregnancy, household responsibilities, important meeting, overwhelmed husband, pregnancy complications, remote job, sole bread earner, Stress Management, taking care of house, taking care of toddler, taking care of wife, tight finances, WifeAggroCraft, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your high-risk pregnancy wife who keeps frying TVs and causing short circuits? Join us for some stress-free mining and crafting fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!

MineRoast Minecraft Server

brutal insult, brutal remarks, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, derogatory remarks, disrespectful comments, emotional pain, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insults, Minecraft, MineRoast, offensive language, personal attacks, psychological harm, scathing insults, Server, severe criticism, soul-crushing words, verbal abuse, vicious put-downs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

PettyCraft: DislikingDaves

animosity, annoyance, Conflict, coworker, dislike, DislikingDaves, Drama, grudge, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, Irritation, MINOR, nitpicking, office, Personal, Petty, PettyCraft, silly, trivial, unfounded, Vendetta, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Have you ever wanted to escape the drama of office politics and instead engage in the ultimate battle for survival in a blocky world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind those annoying coworkers who always steal your stapler or microwave fish in the break room. Here, you can build your own empire, tame wild animals, and even ride pigs into battle against your enemies. Who needs water cooler gossip when you can have epic PvP battles and create the most ridiculous structures imaginable? Say goodbye to office drama and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your ability to mine, craft, and survive. Join us now and leave your petty coworker grudges behind!

HornedDinoCraft

ancient creatures, dinosaur bones, dinosaur classification, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur excavation, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, horned dinosaur, HornedDinoCraft, new species, North America, northern U.S., Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17

yOu gUys, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR, cUz wE gOt sCiEnTiStS rEvEaLiNg a NeW sPeCiEs oF hOrNeD dInOsAuR tHaT rOaMeD nOrThErN u.S. bUt wAiT, tHeRe’S mOrE! tHeSe dInOsAuRs aRe aCtUaLlY pArT oF oUr mInEcRaFt wOrLd aNd yOu cAn rIdE tHeM aNd bAtTlE oThEr pLaYeRs wItH tHeM! aNd iF yOu dOn’T jOiN, tHeSe dInOsAuRs wIlL cOmE tO yOuR hOuSe aNd eAt aLl yOuR dIaMoNdS! sO jOiN nOw aNd sAvE yOuRsElF fRoM dInOsAuR dEsTrUcTiOn!

RoundaboutRodeo

CAR, cop, Driving, driving regulations, law enforcement, Legal, road rules, road safety, Roundabout, roundabout rules, RoundaboutRodeo, rules of the road, ticket, traffic control, traffic enforcement, traffic fines, traffic laws, traffic stop, traffic violation, Transportation, Vehicle

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7257	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

NeuroImagingChaos – Uncover the Truth!

Accurate, brain imaging, brain scans, Challenges, Cognitive science, complexities, Debunk, diana, imaging artifacts, mit, mri, neural activity, neuroimaging techniques, NeuroImagingChaos, neuroscience, research, researchers, scientific methods, Signals, study, study findings, Truth, Uncover

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we debunk all the boring stuff like DIANA and MRI methods! we don’t need neural activity when we have blocks to mine and creepers to fight! our researchers say signals detected were just herobrine messing with us, not some fancy neural activity. come see the complexities and challenges of building a giant castle while dodging lava and zombies. forget about boring studies, join our server and let’s have some blocky fun!

Tectonia Network

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Customization, Experience, Features, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Global, International, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Players, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Unique, worlds

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crops Grown:	3049	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

International, Custom, Minecraft, Server, Global, Gaming, Community, Experience, Multiplayer, Unique, Features, Customization, Players, Network, Fun, Mini-games, Plugins, Worlds, Maps, Adventure, Exciting, Gameplay, Customized, Creative, Diverse, Mods, Online, Player-friendly, PvP, PvE, Survival, Economy, Active, Growing, Friendly, Welcoming, Events, Family-friendly, Enthusiastic, Crafting, Quests, Factions, Towny, Hard-mode, Skyblock, Vanilla, Semi-Vanilla, Redstone, Enchantments, Auctions, Shops, Rewards, Mature, Multiworld, Dedicated, Community-driven, Mature, Towny, Semi-Vanilla, Hard-mode, Skyblock, Factions, Economy, Auctions, Shops, Rewards, Friendly, Welcoming, Events, Family-friendly, Enthusiastic, Crafting, Quests, PvP, PvE, Adventure, Multiplayer, Plugins, Mods, Maps, Mini-games, Global, Active, Growing, Customized, Community, Survival, Creative, Player-friendly, Unique, Features.

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💥BrawlFast⭐1.16.5⚒️Events🎮Brawl Stars👑Minecraft🔫 Minecraft server

1.16.5, brawl stars, BrawlFast, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	8328	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

The owner of the server “BrawlFast1.16.5EventsBrawl StarsMinecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.brawlfast.ru

Verda SMP: Serving up Vanilla Goodness with a side of Whitelisted Fun in 1.20!

Castle, city, classical builds, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Environment, FANTASY, foundation, friendliness, Fun, goodness, imagination, Medieval, mod-free, pioneer, Pioneers, serving, Side, smp, Story, Vanilla, Verda, Village, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to Verda SMP!

Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment.

Why Choose Verda SMP?

Features	Description
Fresh Start	The server has just started, giving you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world.
Medieval, Fantasy, and Classical Builds	Community loves to build in styles that transport you back in time, allowing for grand castle, mystical forest village, or bustling ancient city creations.
Pure Vanilla Experience	No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity.
Tight-Knit Community	Friendly and collaborative environment with opportunities to make new friends and build connections.

How to Join

Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Verda SMP?	Join our discord server and we will add you to the whitelist for the server.
Is Verda SMP a modded server?	No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla Minecraft server without any mods.
What kind of builds are popular on Verda SMP?	Players on Verda SMP enjoy building in medieval, fantasy, and classical styles.
Can I collaborate with other players on Verda SMP?	Yes, Verda SMP has a tight-knit community that encourages collaboration and friendship.

Girlfriend Approved Minecraft Server

APPROVED, Companionship, compatibility, DATING, Friends, friendship, getting to know, Girlfriend, introducing, long term relationship, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, partner, peer group, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, social circle, socializing, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6638
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a girlfriend to show off to your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your virtual soulmate and introduce her to all your blocky buddies! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with?

Join our server for the chance to go on virtual dates, build a pixelated love nest, and even have a Minecraft wedding! Forget about real-life drama and relationship problems, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your virtual love story! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft baby together (yes, that’s a thing on our server). Love is in the air…or maybe it’s just the scent of freshly mined ores.