Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.
And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!
>be me
>25 years old
>decide to join this epic Minecraft server
>first time playing solo
>start building my dream castle
>he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom
>I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure
>fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon
>finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon
>but wait, there’s a catch
>the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon
>decide to keep the sword anyway because who doesn’t want to be a chicken warrior
>become known as the legendary Chicken Knight of the server
>everyone fears my clucking power
>join this Minecraft server for the most insane quests and adventures
>who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after playing here!
>be me
>finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft
>ready to show it off to the world
>log into this insane Minecraft server
>immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot
>he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas
>pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy
>join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot
>we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas
>finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether
>best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure
>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.
>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.
>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.
>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.
>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!
Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!
Are you tired of the never-ending cycle of shame and procrastination in your life? Do you want to break free from the mundane and embark on a wild adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and let your shame fuel your creativity as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. Use your past mistakes as stepping stones to success in a community that embraces all your flaws and quirks.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. Fight off zombie hordes, mine for diamonds, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows do the moonwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and break free from the cycle of shame and procrastination. Your epic adventure awaits!
Anchor SMP is a Survival Minecraft server that is Vanilla and is mainly based around PvP and a type of PvP called Crystal PvP. We made the server as Vanilla as we can and enabled stuff like TnT dupe, Carpet Dupe, 1 Emerald Trades, and Rail Dupe. On this Server there are no land claims so griefing is aloud. Make sure to join the discord!
Discord: https://discord.gg/YNpcfjwPPD
IP: 51.81.142.124:25573
85+ New biomes (Terralith)Skills and LevellingCustom EnchantsCustom Nether World Generation (Incendium) Over 1,000 New Advancements (BlazeAndCaves’ advancement pack)Land Claims (Protect your area from griefers)Random Teleportation (Teleport to new areas and discover over 60+ biomes)Minor Gameplay Changes
What makes this server special?While other servers are focused on different gamemodes, our server is mainly survival. We do support and encourage friendly PvP, but the survival experience on our server is simply greater. With the custom world generation, players enjoy a variety of build locations and choices. It is recommended to play with other friends on this server for the best experience.
An unusual server with a strange path.It’s hard to say what he is.Anarchy, survival or RPG.Because there are no privates or rules, no regular server.However, the rules are not completely absent.There is no inherent ordinariness to vanilla.As well as complete similarities with RPGs.The server is not finished and is constantly being updated. Server rules are being adjusted.Magic is changing radically, being rethought and remade.
Server Features:– Support for latest versions– Constant updates– Discord channel– Stable work for six months– Administration and support
Join us for a Minecraft Towny survival server based in the solar system, start on Earth, use geopolitics with your neighbours (friend or foe alike), trade with others and build and influence the economy, construct a rocket and blast off to the Moon, or to Mars, and set up bases there, witness the beauty of nature with ever changing seasons, enhance your vanilla experience (when you’re ready) with technology, increase your skillset with McMMO.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of other buzz words we coulda thought of, yet If you’ve made it this far through this wall of text, be sure to pay us a visit, we hope you’ll like what we’ve set up, as much as we’ve enjoyed putting the experience together for you.