Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?
But beware, if you dare to spill a drink like Kagami did, you better be prepared to face the consequences. Will you survive in this world where even the smallest mishap can lead to hilarious punishments? Join us and find out!
Our server is the only place where your cat can become a virtual ruler, spouting off about their lands and history to anyone who will listen. Who knew that your fluffy companion had such a rich backstory?
Join us now and discover a land where cats hold all the power, and you’ll have to navigate their whims and demands if you want to survive. Can you handle the chaos of a world run by our feline friends? Join us and find out!
Join our server and experience the thrill of watching streams of lava flow directly into your inventory, because who has time to mine for resources anyway? Our server is so lazy-friendly that even the mobs will come to you, begging to be defeated for their precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lazy Pig, who will bring you all the bacon you could ever want without you even having to lift a finger. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Lazy Sword, which swings itself so you can just sit back and relax.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner laziness like never before!
Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Community | Chill |
| Allowed Players | Cracked and Bedrock |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running version 1.21. |
| Can cracked and Bedrock players join? | Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed on the server. |
| Is the server modded? | No, the server is entirely vanilla. |
On our server, you can build your dream home with your virtual soulmate, go on romantic adventures through lush forests and majestic mountains, and even have virtual weddings with all your friends in attendance. Say goodbye to the pain of unrequited love and hello to a world where anything is possible.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might just find the love of your life in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!
On our server, you can build a virtual replica of your sister’s fiancé’s deployment location and plot revenge for keeping her away from you. Or maybe you can create a secret underground bunker where you and your sister can hide from her overbearing fiancé and spend quality time together.
But beware, drama lurks around every corner on our server. Will you be the hero who saves the day and reconciles with your sister, or will you be the villain who causes even more chaos in your virtual family?
Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of sibling relationships in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but family drama is eternal on our server.
On our server, you can create your own crazy stories like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society of llama lovers. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama in college friendships.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you punch a tree to gather resources, ride a pig into battle, and build a castle made entirely of cake? Plus, we have a strict “no blaming your friends for everything” policy, so you can focus on having fun without the unnecessary drama.
Don’t be the bad person in your friend group, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t throw you under the bus for forgiving your enemies. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build some memories together!
OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SKELETON FIGHTING A ZOMBIE.
JOIN US FOR A RIDE THAT’S CRAZIER THAN A PIG RIDING A MINECART. YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT THOSE CREEPERS BLOWING UP YOUR HOUSE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS. JUST REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR DIAMOND SWORD AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
and, like, if that’s not enough to get you pumped, we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the hidden diamonds scattered all over the map. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? yeah, it’s bumpin’ every night with zombies breakin’ it down on the dance floor. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re pixelated), you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.
But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.
So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.