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Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Crafty Patriot’s Block Party: Where Even Creepers Love America!

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Are you tired of living in a country where kangaroos aren’t your neighbors and koalas aren’t your besties? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the madness of reality by building your own Aussie paradise filled with pet kangaroos and koalas that can talk (yes, they can gossip about all the drama in the eucalyptus trees). Say goodbye to boring old America and say g’day to a land down under where every block is made of Vegemite and every sunset is accompanied by a chorus of didgeridoos. So come on mate, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ripper of a time!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is like a found footage video game come to life! Imagine exploring haunted mineshafts and abandoned villages, all while being chased by creepy creatures and mysterious entities.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dark and eerie landscapes, all captured in a realistic found footage style. But be warned, things may go bump in the night and you never know what horrors await around the corner.

So grab your friends, grab your cameras, and get ready for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate found footage Minecraft experience!

Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

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Are you tired of waiting for the next Metal Gear game to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the epic showdown between Snake and Liquid Ocelot in a pixelated world!

Join our server and witness the intense battles between cardboard box-wielding warriors and diamond sword-wielding soldiers. Build your own Mother Base and recruit an army of blocky soldiers to take down your enemies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Big Boss himself makes a guest appearance on the server, riding a pig and shouting “Kept you waiting, huh?” as he charges into battle.

So why wait for the next Metal Gear game when you can create your own epic story on our server? Join now and become the legend of the blocky battlefield!

Crafty Zhongli’s Block Party

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Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions that just don’t cut it anymore? Do you crave the soothing presence of Zhongli from Genshin Impact to crawl into your Minecraft world and shake things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Zhongli will crawl into your skin (metaphorically, of course) and bring chaos and hilarity to your Minecraft adventures. Watch as he builds towering structures out of pure geo power and turns your enemies into harmless little bunnies with a flick of his spear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are just as obsessed with Zhongli as you are. Swap stories about your favorite moments with the Archon of Rock and bond over your shared love for this enigmatic character.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let Zhongli crawl into your skin and ruin you in the best way possible! (≧ω≦)

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️

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Are you tired of searching for the last good science fiction anime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies! Join us and embark on epic quests to explore alien worlds, battle futuristic creatures, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Who needs anime when you can create your own action-packed adventures in Minecraft? So grab your space suit and laser blaster, because the galaxy is waiting for you!

SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

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Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!

1. CraftyKoreans 2. WaiterWars 3. ServiceSass 4. JudgementCraft 5. KoreanskNOWbest 6. MineFussyKoreans 7. SassCrafters 8. KoreKraze 9. DiamondDiners 10. CraftyCustomers

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Are you tired of being judged by Koreans for your lack of waiter skills in real life? Fear not, on our Minecraft server, all players are treated with respect and no one cares how well you can serve virtually! Plus, we have a virtual Google review system where you can rate your fellow players on their block-building skills. Join us now and escape the judgement of real life Koreans!

SlayuCraft – Where Sayu fans unite to mine, craft, and lol together! #SayuSquad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, say no more! Join our server, where Sayu herself will guide you through epic adventures and build the most outrageous creations.

Imagine mining diamonds while Sayu serenades you with her angelic voice on Twitch and YouTube. Plus, follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and check out her merch for some seriously stylish gear.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and get access to exclusive Sayu content and VODs that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out on the Sayu experience – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy

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Tired of hearing all the hype about Metroid Prime? Come join our Minecraft server and leave those overrated space adventures behind! Our server is so epic, even Samus herself wanted to trade in her power suit for a pickaxe. We have custom-built worlds that will make your jaw drop faster than a Chozo artifact. And forget about boring old bosses like Ridley and Mother Brain, we’ve got creepers and zombies that will make you wish you had your own arm cannon. So say goodbye to Metroid Prime and hello to the most legendary Minecraft server in the galaxy!

PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

LOLcraft Coop Squad – Join the Trendy Cooperative Games General server now! ‘/coopg/’ for the win! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and being a lone wolf? Come join our Minecraft server where teamwork is key and cooperation is the name of the game! We’ve got games like Helldivers 2, Darktide, Vermintide, Payday 2, and even Payday 3 – because who doesn’t love robbing banks with their friends, amirite?

In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!

But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!

CraftyCrybabies: Where griefing is encouraged and tear-filled mobs await! #MinecraftMadness #CryHardOrGoHome

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Have you ever cried in public? Probably because you missed out on joining our epic Minecraft server! I mean, I cried when I dropped out of university, but then I found this server and it changed my life. Join us now and let’s cry tears of joy together as we build, mine, and conquer the blocky world! Trust me, this server is better than a degree in underwater basket weaving.

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4386	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Emeralds Found:	7284	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

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Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Crafty Patriot’s Block Party: Where Even Creepers Love America!

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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

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Back in Block City

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Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️

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SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

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MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy

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PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

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LOLcraft Coop Squad – Join the Trendy Cooperative Games General server now! ‘/coopg/’ for the win! #MinecraftMadness

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LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	2913	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	274	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Alien Abductions:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Potions Brewed:	184	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6725
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9459	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3005	Villages Defended:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	1545
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8367	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3