Satellite Scramble Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchantments Applied:	210

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Buildings Constructed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	6765	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7087
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Potions Brewed:	182	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7988	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	263	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2065	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7514	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	8651

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

African History, African independence, African leaders, African nations, African politics, African sovereignty, Colonialism, criticism, Diplomacy, France, French colonialism, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Minecraft, Politics, push back, remarks, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SovreignCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAssadNoMore

Airport, arab world, Assad overthrow, Aviation, civil war, CraftyAssadNoMore, damascus, diplomatic relations, global news, historical moment, international flight, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, political change, regime change, Syria, Syrian government, tourism, Transportation, travel

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6663	New Chunks Explored:	574340
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9365
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76

lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION

Players:	90/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2427
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4