SangriaCraft: Where the Only W(h)ine Allowed is in the Glass, Not the Chat! 18+ Semi-Vanilla Fun

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Server Name	SangriaCraft
Version	1.20.5 (update pending)
Whitelist	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

Overview:

At SangriaCraft, we provide a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft. We have implemented a whitelist system to ensure a peaceful community free from hackers and griefers.

FAQ:

➼ Who can join SangriaCraft?

We only allow players with good intentions to join our server. You can apply for whitelist by filling out an application on our Discord server.

➼ What events are available on SangriaCraft?

We offer various community events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. Check our Discord for upcoming events.

➼ How can I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #Applications channel.

➼ Can I see the server map?

You can view the server map here.

➼ What are the recent poll changes?

We have enabled auto crafters and added new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

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>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Farms Harvested:	925
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3326

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.