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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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