so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Crops Grown: 1782

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 9836 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 New Chunks Explored: 181346
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Emeralds Found: 235
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Potions Brewed: 53 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6784 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 4896 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9528 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Emeralds Found: 9027
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3863

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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