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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Enchantments Applied: 58
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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