Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Spears Created: 18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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