Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Emeralds Found: 2966 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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