Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 4307
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Animals Bred: 151 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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