Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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