Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 159
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Emeralds Found: 221
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
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